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Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch

Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch

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Introducing the Donkey Fueler PVC Patch, the perfect morale patch for military and tactical gear enthusiasts! This unique patch features a playful and humorous design that pays homage to the rugged and resourceful nature of military life.

With its eye-catching design of a diesel fuel can nozzle shaped like a donkey's genitalia, the Donkey Fueler PVC Patch is sure to spark conversations and draw attention. Made from high-quality PVC material, this patch is durable, waterproof, and designed to withstand the rigors of any adventure or mission.

Add a touch of humor and camaraderie to your gear with the Donkey Fueler PVC Patch. Attach it to your backpack, tactical vest, hat, or patch collection, and show off your military pride and sense of humor. It's a great addition to your morale patch collection or a unique gift for fellow military personnel, veterans, or tactical gear enthusiasts.

Features:

  • Unique and playful design: Featuring a diesel fuel can nozzle shaped like a donkey's genitalia, this patch is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
  • Durable and waterproof: Made from high-quality PVC material, this patch is designed to withstand tough outdoor conditions, making it suitable for military, tactical, and outdoor use.
  • Hook-and-loop backing: The patch comes with a hook-and-loop backing for easy attachment to a wide range of gear, making it versatile and convenient to use.
  • Morale booster: The Donkey Fueler PVC Patch adds a touch of humor and camaraderie to your gear, helping to boost morale and create a sense of community among fellow military personnel and tactical gear enthusiasts.

Get your Donkey Fueler PVC Patch today and proudly display your military humor and pride wherever your adventures take you. Add it to your collection of morale patches or gift it to your military buddies for a good laugh! Get yours now and fuel up your morale with this unique and fun patch from TacticalGearJunkie.com!

Shipping

All orders are shipped within 3 to 5 business days of you placing the order using DHL eCommerce, USPS, or UPS depending on your location and fastest available service. The typical delivery time frame is between 5-10 business days however, you may receive your items much earlier. All orders are shipped with a tracking number so you can track it every step of the way! Packages may be faced with delays beyond our control such as customs or postal delays.

Return & Exchanges

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

All WETSU apparel and gear comes with our premium quality guarantee. We hold ourselves to a higher standard than most small businesses. If your item doesn't fit or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked. The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to contact us at mike@wetsu.co so we can initiate the return.

To start a return or exchange, you can also use your customer account. 

Damages And Issues

Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. For soft goods, please make sure you wash before deciding if it is too large or print is too heavy, as the material will shrink and the ink will flatten and have a nice vintage look to it. 

Machine Wash Cold, Do Not Bleach, Tumble Dry Low, Cool Iron, Do Not Dry Clean

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